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Stupidpasta

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last week ago, i bawt a pokeman purl veursion and it was from a creepy old man who said i cood have it four ten dollars so i was leik "k, i'll buy it" and i gaved him teh moneyz. den i took the game hoem and put it in my dsi with shiny purple and blue and green and gold and rainbow covering and i put it in the dsi and i playd it, and the palkia on the start screen was all bluudy and covered in blud and so i was like "ew" and i threw up on da wall but nothing happenbed because i was in the bathroom of my bedroom and then i pusehd start because i decided to see why palkiea was all bluded so i played it. and then when i pressed start the gaem started without me pickign continue or new game and i was at a mountain and plakia wuz dere and so was dialga and all of team galactic and lady gaga and dey were all ded and coverd in blud and den a pikachu appeared and ated the bodiez and so i cried and left the mountain top and it waz all snowy and den an abomwasnow appeard and it was all leik "get off of mai mounten" and i was all like " no wai stfu" and it was like "fine den i will raep you den make you get off" and he shoved  his pine up my characterz butt an it was a tree and so then something exploded into lots of blud and teh abomasnow was ded and so my character walked off teh mountain and fell down and layede an egg. den teh egg hacthed and it was dis ugly abonmasnow-man and it said "u killd my dad so now u die" but i was it's nmom so it became ded insted and so it was ded becuase it died to deth and so den i had teh caracter walk down de mountain and dere was blud and guts and fire evrywhere and everyone was ded but then a ghost apprd and den it stabbd my chrcter and so i coughed up blud and den i decided to go take a nap and de dsi turned off and when i woke up the abomasnow was sitting on my bed and den it ate my dsi and i craied and den it killed me.
teh enmd.
I poke fun at myself and others because it's fun.
Seriously.


Just a bit 'o everything here. It's all horribly misspelled, but amusing, I'd say.

Honestly, I never thought that making billions of typos and stuff could be so much fun.

I didn't warn it because...yeah. If anyone complains, I guess I will though.
If anyone can't read it...I can note you it, I guess. XD
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